December 2011
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The next customer to rip open a case without first letting me unlock it loses a finger
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I’m basically throwing a dance party in the store right now, because whythefucknot
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“…the fact that he’s screwing a dead man’s wife…”
– Said with anger and judgement by a woman passing the store
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So many people I know are telling me not to stress about my post-graduation plans, but how can I not? I don’t want to wake up one day and realize I’m 25, still living in Richmond, waiting tables, and haven’t accomplished anything I meant to do.
pooponmyblog:
“Female tyrannosaurus are much larger and more aggressive than the males, so he must court her with food before they can mate.”
Well… this sounds familiar.
texting with mom
Mom: How are your breasts?
Me: FULLY SUPPORTED
Mom: Yay Love you :-)
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when I moved into a one bedroom I told myself, if I get lonely I’ll just leave and hang out with my friends
I did not take into account my friends being lame and boring, and not wanting to do anything
raise your hand if you showed your boobs to someone on the internet at a young age
Because a White Guy Said It
uhuh-she-said:
Listen,
It does not matter what you say. As a woman, as a woman of color, as a woman of size, as a woman with large breasts or no breasts and a lifetime of experience with bucket loads of passion. It does not fucking matter.*
Because unless there is a white guy backing you up, you are an angry bitch. Uppity, spirited, “that girl”, the femanazi, the super-libber, the PC...
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alone. listening to french techno pop in my underwear. no one wants to drink with me.
Getting measured for a new bra is always a hassle because the lady always says, “Oh you’re a 34C!” and then I have to argue with her and say, no the cups will be too small, tell me my real size dammit
long story short, I upgraded to 32DD and I think I’m required to become a stripper or something.
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I went to the magical land of walmart in my hometown, a place filled with people wearing aeropostale and fat children screaming for snack cakes.
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“Anarchism covers lots of different things— If there’s one leading principle...”
– Noam Chomsky
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