life of the party
customer:
oh, are these candles?
me:
tequila shooters.
customer:
what!
me:
tequila shooters.
customer:
(setting them down) WELL. that's why I don't know what they are.
seems the only people that go shopping on easter are the exquisitely unfortunate types
me:
Can I help you find anyth--
customer:
I'm just LOOKING.
me:
Okay, let me know if you have any questi--
customer:
OKAY.
